one might say we're banned from that church
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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