Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize