That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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