yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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