piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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