Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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