Sponge bath it is.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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