If i could tip my vagina, i would.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
