There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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