She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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