? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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