Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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