Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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