There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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