is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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