It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I have aggressive nipples.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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