Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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