Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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