Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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