im about as happy as oj after his trial
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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