he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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