I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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