There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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