god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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