Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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