The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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