If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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