Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Come on in and take your pants off
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