"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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