do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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