Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Semen is not good for contacts.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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