All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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