Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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