i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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