btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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