when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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