someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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