Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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