Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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