I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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