careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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