This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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