Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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