Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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