you guys were way drunker than both of me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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