Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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