Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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