Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
