He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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