Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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