lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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