You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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