why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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