And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The air taste purple.
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