No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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