Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Randomize
